so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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