We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
My vagina just recognized that song.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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