At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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