awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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