I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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