Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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