can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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