Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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