I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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