Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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