I want to stick my p in your. b.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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