STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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