so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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