you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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