i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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