Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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