How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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