omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Screwed.edu
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
