Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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