He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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