There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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