it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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