How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Acid is not a monday night drug
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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