Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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