She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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