best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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