it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
They took my balls.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
