Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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