Dual....:-)
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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