This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i wish my penis had a tongue
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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