Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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