i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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