dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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