Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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