i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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