i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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