my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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