Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
