I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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