i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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