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Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I can't turn off my feet"
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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