Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
