Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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