i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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