Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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