what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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