So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
50% drunk capacity currently
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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