how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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