I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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