State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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