i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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