so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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