I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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