News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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