dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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