Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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