They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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