This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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