she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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