your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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